WTF Cancel Special
Hallo Readers, WTF likes to think of herself as a liberal. Her credentials are impeccable. She lives in Islington. She supports the same football team as the Leader of the Opposition. She is in favour...
View ArticleWTF Sinister Forces Special
Hallo Readers, We return to the matter of Nadine Dorries MP. Ten weeks after she resigned her seat ‘with immediate effect’, she remains the Dishonourable Member for Mid-Bedfordshire and raking in her...
View ArticleWTF Paella Special
Hallo Readers, The old adage that the apple does not fall far from the tree was never more true than in the case sexist oaf Luis Rubiales, the man who thought it was perfectly fine to celebrate Spain’s...
View ArticleWTF Tits on A Fish Special
Hallo Readers, WTF, the daughter of a Russian mother (albeit born in Romania, now Moldova, with a Ukrainian father), was brought up to like Chekhov. The Cherry Orchard features a character called...
View ArticleWTF London Fashion Week Special
Hallo Readers, Just like those films where a deranged nutter rampages about, wreaking havoc and destruction in their wake, is then seemingly vanquished and thrust out, only to make a horrifying...
View ArticleWTF Misogyny Special
Hallo Readers, GB News is a TV news channel catering to people who are anti-woke, pro-Brexit and intellectually challenged, a poor man’s Fox News without the New York glitz. Jacob Rees-Mogg has a...
View ArticleWTF Week Two Special
Hallo Readers, It’s been another very difficult week watching innocent people die. Some died from bombs and some died from rockets and some died in circumstances that are unclear except that they were...
View ArticleWTF Democracy Special
Hallo Readers, Churchill said that democracy is the worst form of government except for all the others that have been tried. But ever since people voted for Brexit in June 2016 and then voted for Trump...
View ArticleWTF DEATHWISH SPECIAL
Hallo Readers, First, you will notice that the blog looks slightly different, and Truth Be Told, WTF has not yet mastered all the intricacies involved and so please bear with her. Some of you have...
View ArticleWTF Truth is the Casuality of War Special
Hallo Readers, This blog is late. Sorry about that. Watch out before the norovirus hits you because when it hits you, you get hit hard. And you cannot write your blog for three days after it should...
View ArticleWTF Cometh the Hour, Cometh the Idiot Special
Hallo Readers, This week, the political world was revisited by two people you thought had gone for good. Think Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction leaping out of the shower and running amok around Michael...
View ArticleWTF Gilead Special
Hallo Readers, What would you think if someone pitched this to you as a movie script? The mother of two children is again pregnant, a much wanted third child for the family. At 20 weeks, she discovers...
View ArticleWTF CHRISTMAS TURKEY POLL 2023
Hallo Readers, Welcome to the last blog of 2023. Before we get to the serious business of the Christmas Turkey Poll 2023, it is time for the final rant of the year. The UK’s choice of singer at next...
View ArticleWTF Gong Special
Hallo Readers, Last weekend, the New Year’s Honours list was announced with the usual nonsensical blend of decent people doing outstanding work in the community with no thought of personal gain, people...
View ArticleWTF Katch Keir Special
Hallo Reader, So it looks as if it is going to end happily for the poor postmasters convicted of theft and false accounting in respect of monies that never existed – except, that is, in the fevered...
View ArticleWTF Mega-Awards Special
Hallo Readers, What sort of lawyer do you get when you are not prepared to pay your bills or to allow your attorney to behave rationally? Answer – you get Michael Cohen. You get Rudy Giuliani. You get...
View ArticleWTF Glug, Glug, Glug Special
Hallo Readers, What is the point of Rishi Sunak? He is about as much use as tits on a fish. His own backbenchers are fed up with him and judging by the funeral expressions on the faces of his Front...
View ArticleWTF Taylor Swift Special
Hallo Readers, The singer Taylor Swift is a billionaire. All through her own efforts. You may or may not like her music but that is not the point. She seems like a nice person. As far as WTF knows,...
View ArticleWTF Grammys Red Carpet Special
Hallo Readers, This week’s rant is a random collection of things which have driven WTF into despair. Were it not for Arsenal’s splendid victory over Liverpool last Sunday, who knows how she would have...
View ArticleWTF Rochdale Special
Hallo Readers, Welcome to the Labour Party election candidate hokey-cokey. First, you pick a candidate called Azhar Ali for a seat in Rochdale which has a high Moslem population. It would be unlikely,...
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