WTF Humble Pie Special
PHallo Readers, Admittedly like the rest of the population, WTF is suffering from some sort of advanced heatstroke, but try as she might, she simply cannot remember Brexiteers telling us that if we...
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Hallo Readers, The former British Foreign Secretary, Boris Johnson, has fallen out of the obligations, not that he observed them much, of life in the Cabinet, and bigly back into the schmaltz of...
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Hallo Readers, In George Bernard Shaw’s Pygmalion, which grew up to be My Fair Lady. Alfred Doolittle appears at Henry Higgins’ house after his daughter Eliza has moved in there to learn to speak...
View ArticleWTF English Irony Special
Hallo Readers, In 2013, Jeremy Corbyn, then a back bencher with no thought of higher office, made a speech in support of the representative of the Palestinian Authority whose words had been recorded at...
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Hallo Readers, A few weeks ago, British Airways dismissed Sid Ouared, 26, after only two weeks in his job because he had a man bun. Sid, who is young enough to get away with a mun, was told that ‘he...
View ArticleWTF Supreme Special
Hallo Readers, The whole process of appointing the slimy, evasive, God-bothering, Brett Kavanaugh to the US Supreme Court has been a complete farce. He may deny it, but everyone knows that he has...
View ArticleWTF Sleazy Special
Hallo Readers, So this is where we are. Either US Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh is a good, God-fearing, man who is being persecuted by all or any of the Democrats, Bill and/or Hillary Clinton,...
View ArticleWTF Cake Special
Hallo Readers, A cake is not homosexual, heterosexual or bisexual – it is a cake, a confectionary, something with no nutritional value that tastes nice, a passing moment of pleasure on the tongue. So...
View ArticleWTF Bomb Special
Hallo Readers, In her 27 January 2017 Inauguration Special, WTF said of Trump, ‘One week in and it is already clear that truth is the first casualty…..he will tell his credulous supporters that he...
View ArticleWTF Dumb and Dumber Special
Hallo Readers, WTF has not commented much on Brexit recently, partly because she has been consumed more than ever with events across the Atlantic but also because it is such a car crash. But we are...
View ArticleWTF Rake Special
Hallo Readers, It is a misapprehension amongst people of very small brain that because it is very cold in certain places at the moment, there is no such thing as climate change. Step forward Donald J....
View ArticleWTF Canadian Special
Hallo Readers, Remember 2016 when Michael Gove told us not to believe experts? That worked out well, didn’t it? The determination to ignore experts persists to this day, even after the ordure has hit...
View ArticleWTF Revelations Special
Hallo Readers, This week brought a number of revelations, all of them surprising. Revelation number one. The German word for ‘shitstorm’ is ‘shitstorm’. It appears that our main contribution to the EU...
View ArticleWTF Pink Elephant Special
Hallo Readers, It is almost Christmas and so WTF thought she would end the year with a fairytale for you. Next week will bring you the fabled WTF Christmas Turkey 2018, and then there will be a break...
View ArticleWTF All-Male Christmas Turkey Poll 2018
Hallo Readers Yes, it is that time of the year again. I mean, the time to vote for the WTF Christmas Turkey 2018 (it went quickly, didn’t it?). This year, after six years of men and women vying for...
View ArticleWTF Grayling Special
Happy New Year, Readers, But is it? In any sane country, Chris Grayling, Secretary of State, would long since have been consigned to a home for the terminally useless, where he would present even...
View ArticleWTF Knacker’s Yard Special
Hallo Readers, This week Parliament finally got to vote on Mrs Maybe’s Brexshit deal. To the surprise of absolutely no one, Parliament rejected it. To the surprise of quite a few, it did not just...
View ArticleWTF Shutdown Special
Hallo Readers, Normally employment works like this. The employee does stuff at the employer’s request. Then at whatever period is stipulated in the contract, the employer pays the employee for the...
View ArticleWTF Divine Special
Hallo Readers, Last Friday, WTF wrote about the US Government Shutdown, initiated by President Trump because he couldn’t get it up. The Wall at the Southern Border, that is. Trump spent 35 days vowing...
View ArticleWTF Reading Special
Hallo Readers, Of all the things that enrage WTF about Brexit, which is pretty much everything, is the new era of do-it-yourselfery, where anyone with barely two brain cells to rub together can...
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