WTF Scheherazade Special
Hallo Readers, This Government has a habit of saying no which turns out to mean yes. More specifically, it means no when it says no, but then it finds itself unable to progress with no because no comes...
View ArticleWTF Freddie Filth MP Special
Hallo Readers, Over the yearsĀ the esteemĀ in which the public holds Members of Parliament has become less and less reverential. Ā Heaven knows, there have been many low points recently including...
View ArticleWTF Super-Gigantic Tenth Birthday Special
HalloĀ Readers, It is WTFās tenth birthday and it has been one hell of a ride. Over the past decade, the clothes have got sillier and the world has got worse. Since 2012, we have gone through Brexit and...
View ArticleWTF Beergate Special
Hallo Readers, And so we stagger on in the long-running Whitehall farce that is Partygate. WTFĀ cannotĀ even be botheredĀ to go back over the bollocks meted out to theĀ British people where every day some...
View ArticleWTF Them and Us Special
HalloĀ Readers, It does appear that there really are two sorts of people in this country. Not the haves and the have-nots, but Them and Us. Them are the ones who get away with everything, regardless of...
View ArticleWTF Sue Gray Special
Hallo Readers, Is he sorry? Is he hell. But then in Boris Johnsonās mind what does he have to be sorry about? Yes, he popped in to party after party, not that they were parties, and yes he had a drink...
View ArticleWTF Dead Cat Bounce Special
HalloĀ ReadersĀ Boris Johnson is saved for the nation! Of course he is ā for now. Not overwhelmingly, but in the sneaky, scraping-through, abject, shambling sort of way that he gets through life ā not...
View ArticleWTF The Only Way is Ethics Special
Hallo Readers, The late and much lamented Peter Cook and Dudley Moore did a deeply disgusting sketch about the worst job in the world. WTF is not going to repeat the details, so you will just have to...
View ArticleWTF The Fans Hit the Shit Special
Hallo Readers, You may have noticed that the Prime Minister is going to resign once the Tory party elects his successor. Given that its efforts in recent years have given us Theresa May and Boris...
View ArticleWTF Louse and Flea Special
Hallo Readers, Six more weeks of this. Six more weeks of two people you canāt stand vying with each other to replace someone else you canāt stand, with the winner being decided by 200,000 people you...
View ArticleWTF Cheney Special
HalloĀ Readers,Ā Had anyone told WTF two years ago that she would come to extol Congresswoman Liz Cheney, WTF would have expressed considerable surprise and suggested the speaker seek immediate medical...
View ArticleWTF Boudicca Special
Hallo Readers, Britain have had some great female warriors. Think Boudicca, leader of the Iceni, who took on the Romans. She was described asĀ āvery tall and terrifying in appearance with a harsh voice...
View ArticleWTF Liz Special
HalloĀ Readers, Ā No sooner had the new Prime Minister Liz Truss unpacked her dismal array of washānāwear dresses in the Master Bedroom of 11 Downing Street than Her Majesty the Queen Shuffled off this...
View ArticleWTF Madhouse Special
Hallo Readers, There is only one question dominating the nation ā what the actual fuck is going on? How can this Government be so appallingly inept? How can any Prime Minister be so awful? How can a...
View ArticleWTF Year Zero Special
Ok Hallo Readers Between 1976 and 1979, Cambodia was ruled by a despotic Marxist-Leninist dictator by the name of Pol Pot. During that time, Pol Potās regime instigated a policy of Year Zero, the idea...
View ArticleWTF Folly Special
Hallo Readers, Last week, you hardly dared to pop into the loo for fear of missing the latest debacle. In fact it was better to stay seated because the constant U-turns, and U-turns on the U-turns,...
View ArticleWTF Second Chance Special
Hallo Readers,Ā Until 6Ā September 2022, Boris Johnson was Prime Minister. Well, sort of. He had inĀ effect checked out on 22Ā July when heĀ announced he would resign after the election of the new Tory...
View ArticleWTF Demob Happy Special
Hallo Readers, This isĀ the last blog until 23 December, as WTF is off abroad to escape this shitshow of a Government before she goes completely off her head. So you will have to entertainĀ yourself...
View ArticleWTF Iām Back Special
Hallo Readers, WTF is back from her lengthy holiday and lovely though it is to be with you once again, she is not happy. It is not just the weather, which is frightful. Admittedly, it would be churlish...
View ArticleWTF Politics and Fashion Special
Hallo Readers Hallo Readers and Happy New Year, In an environment where egregious falsehoods are peddled as part of the daily cut and thrust of political life, standards start to slip. But even by...
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